The Big Chop: Pros and Pros
Word of advice: Be a delulu Flynn Rider.
In a society where long, luscious hair is typically viewed as the shining splendor, the short hair is slowly making a comeback. The irresistible appeal of the chop has gone beyond mere aesthetics, turning into a lifestyle choice that promotes efficiency, flair, and the "strong, independent woman" mindset. With that, here is a phenomenal list of all the reasons you should chop up your long locks. Buckle up, because we're about to plunge headfirst into the realm of short hair, where each snip comes with a side of snark and a dash of "Why didn't I do this sooner?"
Better to be Dora than bruha
Liberate yourself from the tyranny of tangles. Especially with the otherworldly level of humidity in the Philippines, long-haired human beings could find themselves brushing a bird’s nest when they get back home. On top of that, with short hair, you don’t have to fight your hair while brushing it, reducing the risk of breakage.
*Cue hair flip*
Stay cool – figuratively and literally. While others are battling the atrocious weather conditions, you can easily navigate through with the unmatched freedom that your short hair provides. Make sure to turn heads while you’re at it.
Split ends are so last season
Say “bye-bye” to the endless hair damage and excessive amounts of money spent on products. While maintaining short hair could equal more frequent trips to the salon, the plain sailing everyday maintenance compensates for it in the long run. The big chop allows you to save a fortune and be eco-friendly at the same time.
“I am speed”
Forget about complicated hairstyles that call for a degree in physics to pull off. Having short hair reduces your shower time, enabling you to get in and out swiftly. Who wants to spend hours on their hair when they could be honing their social media browsing abilities? No more arm workouts with the hair dryer that seem to last for ages!
Zero awkward entanglements
Imagine yourself on the verge of devouring a plate of pasta, completely unaware of your fate. When you have long hair, each forkful of pasta becomes an intense game of "Will I accidentally consume a strand?" However, with short hair, you can appreciate your meals without stressing about unforeseen hair ingestion. You don't have to do aerobics with your hair anymore to keep the strands from falling onto your meal.
And there you have it. For anyone who is considering going for the big chop, may your locks be short and your days be effortless. So take a chair, ideally one that swivels for additional drama, and get ready to enter a land where hair ties are optional. Why wait any longer when your life could transform for the better?
