Don't Just Win the Game; Win Their Heart

Face it. Your crush isn’t swayed by the echoes of your achievements from the teachers in the hallways. They want proof of your ability to DOMINATE. Hearing your name screamed live by your loyal fans (like your mother) is sure to sweep them off their feet as it shows how desirable you are. If you’re tired of having your incredible athletic prowess go unnoticed by your crush, these are the perfect reasons your crush should drop everything and become your number one cheerleader from the sidelines. 

First and foremost, let's address the elephant in the room: your incredible athletic prowess. We're talking about the kind of skill that would make even professional athletes green with envy. Your ability to run, jump, and occasionally trip over your own feet is truly a sight to behold. Who knows, your crush just might observe the moment you make that game-winning shot or smash the game-winning point—cementing your status as an untouchable sports legend in their eyes. Why block shots when you can just block their other suitors on their Instagram?

But wait, there's more! Watching your games isn't just about witnessing athletic greatness; it's an invitation to join your life’s reality TV series! Your rollercoaster of emotions—from the euphoria of victory to the despair of defeat—offers a firsthand glimpse into the complexities of the human body. Show off how long you can hold your breath underwater or break an MGCNL record for the amount of sweat wrung out of a jersey. Witness the smack talk, the heartbreaks, and the smash of the racket after a tough loss—everything that comes with a healthy relationship. 

Let's talk about the heartwarming moments of sportsmanship and camaraderie that unfold on the field. Whether you are high-fiving your teammates or consoling the opponent you accidentally tackled, your crush will be swooning over your display of compassion and teamwork. Showing that you understand and value the importance of communication and making up is enough proof for the both of you to get together. However, ensure they know that the only thing you play with is the sport, not them. 

And finally, let's talk about the ultimate catch: the sweaty smell of victory. Need I say more? Imagine the sheer thrill of catching a whiff of your post-game aroma as you saunter off the court, sweat pouring down like the love you could shower on them. It's the olfactory experience of a lifetime, guaranteed to leave your crush weak in the knees and wanting more. Make sure to get that drenched jersey signed while awaiting your dream. 

Whether or not you wish that your crush noticed your skills, their mere presence at your games already means a lot. Knowing that someone is rooting for you on the sidelines gives you the all-important confidence boost you need to seal the game. 

So to those whose significant others are athletes, don your homemade jersey with their name, made with the dreams of your future together, and get ready to support the school! Who knows? You might just snag your celebrity crush and make that cruel summer of training all worth it once you win that Super Bowl.